Things That Make You Go Hmmmm......

>> Thursday, January 28

  • When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
  • Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
  • If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
  • In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
  • Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
  • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
  • Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
  • Can you daydream at night?
  • Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
  • Can crop circles be square?
  • If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
  • Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
  • When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
  • Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
  • Can animals commit suicide?
  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  • If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
  • How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?
  • Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home
  • When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
  • Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
  • Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
  • If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
  • If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
  • Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
  • Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
  • Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
  • Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  • Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
  • If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
  • If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
  • How fast do hotcakes sell?
  • Do prison buses have emergency exits?


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