Things That Make You Go HMMM pt3.........

>> Tuesday, February 9

  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 
  • Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 
  • Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? 
  • If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? 
  • Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? 
  • If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? 
  • If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? 
  • How far east can you go before you're heading west? 
  • How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? 
  • Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? 
  •  Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? 
  • If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
  • If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? 
  • Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.  
  • If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
  • What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? 
  • If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half? 
  • Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

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