Things That Make You Go HMMM pt4.........

>> Tuesday, February 16

  • Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

  • If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

  • Do the minutes on the movie dvd boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

  • Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

  • If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

  • Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

  • If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

  • Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
  • Do you yawn in your sleep?
  • If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?

  • Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
  • If you died with braces on would they take them off?
  • Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

  • Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
  • Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

  • How do you handcuff a one-armed man?


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