Things That Make You Go HMMM pt5.........

>> Monday, February 22

  • If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

  • In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

  • Why can't donuts be square? 

  • Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
  • What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?

  • If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

  • Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
  • Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
  • Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

  • What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
  • What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

  • Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
  • Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

  • Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
  • Why are dogs noses always wet?
  • If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
  • Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

  • Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?


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