11 Secrets Men Don't Know About Women

>> Monday, March 22


I read this today from Esquire and I had to laugh, some of this true and some just down right funny.

11 Secrets Men Don't Know About Women


The truth about "girls' night out," wedding obsessions, and more revealing insights into the minds of women.
By Stacey Grenrock Woods
1. Women don't like explosions, in art or in life.
2. Women aren't as funny as men. We're often cleverer, frequently wittier, but to be really funny demands a certain clownishness that our grace just does not allow. It's fine, really it is.
3. We grow pathetic goatees and look awful in cargo shorts anyway.
4. Women are aware of about 10 percent of the things men actually think and say about us. Best to keep it under five.
5. Women love to be taken out to eat. It makes our day.
6. A clean apartment will get you more bedroom antics than you'd think.
7. Given the chance, women will smell and re-smell the scented-candle display at the store. We really can do this for ages.
8. Our clothes are complicated, our shoes unforgiving, and our constitutions delicate, so please, valet park.
9. Every living woman likes wedding stuff. Even lesbians.
10. "Girls' night out" is usually some other woman's idea.
11. Women would rather be with you. We like you. Honestly, we talk about you all the time.

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