Happy Birthday Mommy

>> Friday, March 19

Happy Birthday to the best mommy in the world!!!!!!!! I love you more than sprinkles and chocolate pudding. I love you more than springtime and roses. I even love you more than those other children of yours, David and Cindy.

To the woman who is a shining example of the true essence of womanhood and has proven by example that grace, dignity, poise and character are true virtues, I say Happy Birthday. 

I told you once before that superman has nothing on you, because he could never, ever remotely do all that you do. How do you find the time to be a professional woman, wife, mother, sister, aunt, daughter, best friend, counselor, pastor's wife, co-pastor and all the other titles that you hold? I will never, ever know. Even in the midst of your hectic schedule you still find time to make sure that David, Cindy and I are never without. If I can grow up to be just half of the woman that you are than I know that I will be the better for it.

Thank you for being the perfect template of a Proverbs 31 woman and being my first and most important role model. God could have given me to any mother but I am so thankful that He gave me to you. You taught me and instilled in me the love of God and to respect others. You taught me that it's not enough to be pretty, but I have to be pretty and smart. You taught me that true beauty starts on the inside and with me, so I wouldn't fall hard for the first man who told me I was beautiful. From you I've learned that it's okay if I fight a boy who is picking on me, even if I'm in a dress and that if I do fight I had better win. Through you I've learned to always use the good china, lay out a table and always have proper dining etiquette. I've learned that the details DO matter and that if you do it right the first time, you won't have to revisit it again. You taught me to not only just trust what I hear or see but to trust what I know. You told me that a person couldn’t say or do anything that is not already within them. Most importantly, I simply learned from you to be a woman. 

Thank you for your words, whether I want to hear them or not. Thank you for your honesty and patience. Thank you for being the best teacher I could ever have. Thank you for teaching and showing me the world; I have experienced so much in my short existence than some people will ever in their whole entire life because of you. Thank you for not allowing me to give up on myself when I wanted to. Thank you for going to every theatre production, dance and vocal recital, every cheerleading competition and game. Thank you for allowing me to find my own way. Thank you for allowing me to find my own voice, a voice in which also echos yours. Thank you for just being you. 

 Just when you think I wasn't listening or paying attention, I prove to you that I got the lesson and that I am. Some women don't want to turn into their mothers when they get older but I'm the opposite; I want to be just like you and I see it becoming more evident every single day. I hope that one day when I have a family of my own that I can be a reflection of you and all the wonderful things you have taught me. I hope my children will see in me what I see in you. I Love you much!!!!!!!

·       My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

·       My mother taught me RELIGION

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

·       My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

·       My mother taught me LOGIC

"Because I said so, that's why."
My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

·       My mother taught me FORESIGHT

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

·       My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

·       My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

·       My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST

"Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

·       My mother taught me about STAMINA

"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

·       My mother taught me about WEATHER

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

·       My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?"

·       My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!"

·       My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

·       My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

"Stop acting like your father!"

·       My mother taught me about ENVY

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

·       My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until we get home."

·       My Mother taught me about RECEIVING

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

·       My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

·       My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

·       My Mother taught me ESP...

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

·       My mother taught me HUMOR

”When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

·       My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

·       My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

·       And my all time favorite...JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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