Things That Make You Go HMMM pt6.........

>> Saturday, March 13


  • If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

  • Do bald people get Dandruff?

  • Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  • Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

  • If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 

  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

  • Can you cry under water? 

  • Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

  • If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

  • Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

  • How come all of the planets are spherical?

  • How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?

  • When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?

  • Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

  • Why do they put holes in crackers?

  • Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

  • How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? 

  • Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

  • Can someone be a closet claustrophobic?
  • Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

  • If you ate pasta and antipasta at the same time, would you still be hungry?
  • If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn’t they call you first?
  • If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made from?
  • Why do they report power outages on TV?
  • When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

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